[lock to everyone cept Killey, Monarch, and Lupin]

Well, I had a lot of fun tonight. Helped relieve a lot of stress, beating up that pervert. Hank's random appearance was surprising. Is this some kind of underground job you got going, kid? A hobby?

You ladies looked great. Sorry your husband had to ruin the fun. I hope things turn out okay. Though, his screaming did give me the opportunity to make my escape, so I guess I owe him one. I'm surprised tatohead still didn't recognize me.

Venture, Charles? Best of luck tomorrow. Not that I won't be there. And, Charles? Hope you enjoyed your show. ~_^

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Oh, what the HELL?! This is NOT a part of my job description! I just got the smell of children off me, dammit!

It hasn't even been an hour and he's running around with my underwear on his head. The expensive ones, too! Fine, it was my own damn fault for thinking I can bring him in my room for just the teensiest second, but GOD! Even Ed is more behaved than this! Okay, maybe threatening to kill him isn't the best way to go about this, but they're designer brand!

Charles... I feel for your documents, I really do, but I'm gonna need some added compensation for this crap. Can't we get the green guy to come over and zap him back to normal? Ohmigod, I can't believe I actually want the other Lupin back...

What the hell do kids like to do? Play games? All I have is a pack of cards and I don't think letting him near electronic equipment would be a good idea... Maybe I could sneak some sleeping pills into a snack or something... Fujiko, I swear, I'm going to kill you for leaving me alone with him!

...Oh dear God... Did my Redtail just-? Oh, please tell me there's someone else around Mordhaus that owns a fully loaded cargo ship? --Where is my bracelet?! FUCK~! He's dead, he's dead, he's DEAD!

...Okay. I don't think I'm capable of getting drunk for a whole week, but I could be wrong. Did I go insane or something? I normally don't wake up with a crown on my head that's made of... construction paper, glitter, and macaroni noodles? If Toki did this, I'm gonna kill him. And whoever wrote 'I'm an elf princess' on my arm with permanent ink? Yeah, I'm afraid I don't get the joke.

For some reason I smell like coco puffs and the horrific stench of children. Yes, I know what children smell like. Not as pungent as old people, but when you have a kid sneaking into your bed at night, you kinda get sick of it. I think I'm gonna soak in the tub a few hours. Don't wait up.

[Yeah, thought it would be funnier if she didn't see the other entries yet.]

This was fun to do, not gonna bother guessing how accurate. Glad things are back to normal. I was getting sick of the whining.

Okay, so maybe dropping Ed off at the party and flying off wasn't the nicest thing to do I swore that I would tranq the girl myself if she didn't stop running around the room and singing. but she seems to have enjoyed herself. She was kind enough to relay all the details to me in her own bizarre language. What I could decipher was her and 'other ed' made 'time-time machine go kablooie'.

...Yeah. I'd have to assume that means she befriended Ed... well, other Ed, and blew stuff up. Sounds like fun. Someone sane will have to tell me about it.

She also said something about bossman leaving, but I didn't take her to heart until I got the text saw butterfly's insane ramblings. Kinda not like you to run off like that, Charles. Though, considering where you are, I can't blame you.

[lock to Charles]

Did something happen at the party or what? I know Sheila isn't doing too great, but I didn't expect you to just disappear to comfort her. Watching Fujiko torture Monarch was insanely amusing. Sorry you had to miss it. Maybe you can catch it later on the security cams.

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Ed needs a room... badly. Not that she'll actually stay in it, but I miss that feeling of privacy I once had. There are plenty of available rooms that I suppose I can chuck her in. I should probably find one with a helluva lot of outlets. Oh, and the 'rats' are starting to freak me out. Joey? What are you doin to avoid them?

I need a vacation...

...Shit. I can't believe this. She's wrapped around my fucking pillow and... chewing on it. Charles? I have a... favor to ask you. Well, if she's helpful, then it might not really be a favor. I have a... brat friend that needs a place to stay. She actually might be useful to you if you can get her to stay in one place for even a short period of time. I don't think she'll be too much trouble, beyond, you know, eating everything in the fridge and springing traps.

Oh, and Spike, if you haven't guess already... She's back.

Okay, hmm, let's see. What did I do today?

Woke up with a severe hangover and an increased feeling of dread.

Helped Ofdensen with a bra clasp and got some... questionable advice in the process. Not that it's bad advice, mind you, I just don't wanna deal with it.

Met someone unexpected at a shop I frequent and had an interesting conversation.

Helped Fuji out with a problem and then went to a club and watched him beat the shit out of a guy for talking about me and mocking Fuji Got some pretty teeth, too.

Randomly took out my frustrations on guards that I believe were being a bit too grabby with the new gals.

Oiled and fixed up my guns. 

Laughed my ass off with Haruko about today's sightings.

Ate a giant greasy pizza and avoided healthy food with Joey.

Yelled at Spike and punched him in the back of the head... not necessarily in that order.

Think that about covers it. Got a nice little outfit, too. Today was a... very weird and exhausting day. I still have to think on what I need do, but I'm sure everything will turn out for the best... or some optimistic bullshit.